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[katiemariie]

My five-moth-old kitten, Gilbert has grown up. He caught (and ate... disgusting, but convient) two grasshoppers today. He's teething, so he's biting random stuff, which includes me. I'm trying to teach him to sit, which is very stupid because cats don't like to be bossed around. He has to be castrated in three weeks. Erg. His gentalia is quite funny. His penis pops in and out on demand. It's kinda weird when Gilbert licks it. Makes me think I'm watch kitty porn.