katiemariie | Oh. Dear. Sweet. Jesus.

Most shocking, possibly horrifying news.

I was at imdb, looking up Beauty and the beast, because I was listening to the soundtrack. And who is listed as the candle-dude? Jerry Orbach. Yeah. Lennie Brisco. Holy crap, slave. I click on the link to see if it is the same Jerry Orbach. It is. Then I change my discman to "Be Our Guest." Dead ringer for the guy. How did I not know before? Of course, I didn't know David Ogden Stiers (Charles Winchester of MASH) did the voice of Cogsworth the Clock. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!

Speaking of biblical figures, Chelsea (creepy evangelist type person) brought Bibles to school for two friends who didn't have them at home. *shakes head* Why are there so many Jesus!freaks in California?

In Drama, I tried out new stand-up. I killed. Mrs. Bombola said that I could have a career as a comic. I might look into that.

Quinton got a haircut. He is no longer sexy. I weep. I'm running out of skinny Irish boys to lust over.

Speaking of skinny Irish boys, my uncle Tim reminds me of Steve Buscemi. Especially when he played Seymore in Ghost World.

My sister may or may not be sick. She is either (a) actually very ill, (b) a little under-the-weather and over-reacting, or (c) faking the entire thing.

Dairy products scare me. I like ice cream, but the chocolate and slashy goodness of Ben & Jerry masks the milk taste.

My dad is here. I studied his backne. It was great.

I want soup.