Katie Marie and the Hidden Codes

What happened to the codes for new users? I just registered to of my friends for lj and I wasn't asked for a code! In fact, I haven't seen anything about codes on the site. Where have the days of begging and pleading list sibs for codes? What happened to the semi-vampiric experience we all dreaded? Where will the relationship between sire, my own <lj user="dougs"", go?

Nicked from airdweia2

>< Name:: Katie
>< Gender:: female
>< Age:: 14
>< Date of Birth:: 7/25
>< Marital Status:: single
>< Hair Color:: the color of strained peaches
>< Hair Type:: medium and twirly
>< Eye color:: blue green
>< Skin Color:: pasty
>< Height:: 5'3
>< AIM/AOL Screen Name:: meboja90
>< Religion:: Agnostic

Favorites…
>< Word(s):: Cuss words
>< Language:: English and Dutch and Polack
>< Food:: ice
>< Drink:: Diet Dr. Pepper
>< Band:: Barenaked Ladies
>< Singer:: Robbie Williams
>< T.V Show:: Rescue Me
>< Movie:: Any musical or Kevin Smith flick
>< Pet:: Gilbert, my six-month-old kitten
>< Animal:: kitties
>< Number:: 16, my soccer number when I was four. 37, a KS number and it rolls off the tongue. 64, because it makes ten.
>< Telephone Number:: 555-FUCK
>< Holiday:: Xmas (the commercialized, non-Christian Christmas)
>< Weather:: Stormy and rainy. I live in an area that gets zero rain for seven months at a time.
>< Flower:: Any pretty-looking week you can pick from your lawn.
>< Scent:: French lavender. Or Tootsie Roll wrapper.
>< Color:: Orange
>< Celebrity:: Jesus or Alex Trebek.
>< DVD:: MASH S3

Have you ever?
>< Kissed the same sex?: Nope
>< Had Sex?: No
>< Gotten detention?: No, but never served it.
>< Got Grounded?: Yes.
>< Cheated On Someone?: No.
>< Were Caught Cheating?: No.
>< Lost Your Wallet?: Only in my own room.
>< Lost Your Cellular Phone?: Nopers.
>< Spied On Your Mom And Dad?: Only when they fight.
>< Cursed At Your Parents?: God, yes.
>< Been In love?: No.
>< Been Loved?: Yeah, but not "in love."
>< Used a Friend?: No.
>< Been Used By A Friend?: Not to my knowledge.
>< Lost a Friend?: Yeah, those bastards are so tiny they slip right through my hands.
>< Been Cheated On?: No.
>< Been To the Emergency Room?: Yes, when I jumped from a tree and fainted ten minutes later.
>< Broken a Bone?: A wishbone.

Are you...
>< Lesbian/Gay?: Nada.
>< Bisexual?: Nope.
>< Somewhat Attractive?: Fuckin' hot.
>< Depressed?: I'm clinically depressed. I take anti-depressants, so I only get depressed when something bad happens or I run out and forget to get a refill.
>< In Pain?: I have constant sinus headaches.
>< Worried?: Yeah, about the Weird Al concert tomorrow and sleeping at my dad's apt.
>< In Shock?: No.
>< Excited?: Yes. Great America tomorrow!
>< Happy?: Definatly.
>< Obsessed?: With fandom.
>< A Drug Addict?: No.
>< A Smoker?: No.
>< An Alcoholic?: No, but I'm Irish, so it's pretty likely.
>< A Loner?: I'm social but I'm also an introvert.
>< Loved?: By my friends and family.
>< Hated?: By Hawkeye/Trapper shippers.
>< Wanted?: Well, nobody has responded to the ad...
>< Shy?: A little, but I get over stuff quickly.
>< Bored?: No, this survey is riveting.
>< Having Fun?: Like I said, riveting. Just riveting.
>< Listening To Music?: Yeah, Barenaked Ladies.
>< Watching T.V?: No.
>< On the Computer?: You fucking moron.
>< Doing Homework?: It's August.
>< Single?: And sizzlin'.
>< Taken?: Well, I was stolen and replaced with a changling. Wait... *I'm* the changling.

Choose:
>< Chocolate or Vanilla?: Chocolate. Wait, is this some racial preference question? 'Cause I like both.
>< Dog or Cat?: Cat.
>< Sleeping or Awake?: Awake, but I should sleep more.
>< Sunny or Gloomy? I like the darkness. It's colder out and my headache lessens.
>< Dark or Light?: Light.
>< Pretty or Ugly?: I have no concept of ugly.
>< Wanted or Unwanted?: Wanted.
>< Burgers or Hot Dogs?: Hot dogs. Wait, is this some gender preference question? 'Cause I dig the dudes.
>< Sitting or Standing Up?: Sitting, but slouching.
>< Computer or T.V?: Computer, because you can watch televison shows people downloaded.
>< Noise or Silence?: Noise and silence. At the same time.
>< Boys or Girls?: Bois. I'm a fag-hag and... what's the word for a straight girl who hangs out with gay girls?
>< Virgin or Non-Virgin?: Virgin. I'm holy.
>< Slut or Decent?: I'm a fandom-slut.
>< Nice or Mean?: Mean. It's funny.
>< Stupid or Smart?: Smart.
>< Shy or Funny?: Funny.
>< Rain or Snow?: Rain. But I miss snow.
>< Cold or Warm?: Warm.
>< Alone or Companioned?: It varies.
>< School or No School?: In school you get to read more and talk to friends, but there is the actual work.
>< Enemy or Friend?: Both.
>< Cat Fight or Fist Fight?: Fist Fight. I have anger issues.
>< Gum or Candy?: Gum.
>< Juice or Soda?: POP NOT SODA!
>< Beer or Cigarette?: Neither. I'm holy.
>< Old or Young?: A young person with an old soul, or vice versa.
>< Boring or Fun?: Fun.
>< Numbers or Letters?: Letters that spell numbers.
>< Bath or Shower?: Bath with bubbles.
>< Dry or Wet?: Dry.
>< Sex, Drugs, or Rock and Roll?: Rock and/or Roll.

Currently...
>< Wearing?: White Sox hat, tank top with turtle, bra, khaki shorts and plaid underwear.
>< Watching?: Them. You know who you are.
>< Listening To?: Helicoptors by Barnaked Ladies
>< Staring At?: The comp screen you motherfucking mongoloid.
>< Eating?: Ice.
>< Drinking?: Melted ice.
>< Smelling?: Pizza.
>< Tasting?: My tongue has been numbed by said ice.
>< Thinking?: I better start packing soon.
>< Mood?: Excited.

Who was the last person...
>< You Talked To?: James.
>< You Listened To?: James.
>< You Looked At?: James.
>< You Touched?: Andrew, my gaysian.
>< You Hugged?: my mommy.
>< You Kissed?: Gilbert, my kitty.
>< Had Sex With?: Your mother.
>< You Instant Messaged?: Rachel.
>< You Text messaged?: Rachel.
>< You Were On the Phone With?: A wrong number.
>< You Lost?: The Galagher's.
>< You Missed?: The Galagher's.
>< You Needed?: Daddy.
>< You Loved?: Daddy.
>< You Wanted?: Quinton.
>< You cried with?: Michelle, during the Village.
>< You Laughed With?: Andrew and Lauren.
>< Yelled At?: Michelle.
>< Who Pissed You Off?: Michelle.
>< Who Made You Happy?: Andrew.
>< Who Made You Sad?: Christians. The whole lot of 'em.
>< Who Made You Cry?: M. Night Shamylan.