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May. 18th, 2009 05:02 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
- 09:22 Guess who got 96% on her math final? Me, that's who. I'm insulted that you would think I would reveal someone else's grades. #
- 09:34 If you have flossed yet today you should. Your dentist will be incredibly disappointed if you don't. #
- 20:14 My weather toolbar on FF is mocking me again. It's pretending that 101 degrees is "severe weather." You wait and see, weather toolbar. #
- 00:47 @rosicka YOU'RE NOT A LEAF. YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE CHLOROPLASTS. #
- 00:50 Sacramento isn't cool enough to feel earthquakes. We are cool enough to have weak levees. Sorry, Katrina transplants. #
- 05:05 @uberchicasyd It's like my buddy Timon always says: you got to put your behind in your past. #