katiemariie: Screencap of Braca and Scorpius in The Peacekeeper Wars with the caption "your love is weird and toxic" (hee)
I'm knackered. Carl, my mom's boy/friend, brought his kid over today, after fixing Ma's tire. The kid, Little Carl, contains more bounce than Tigger on Speed. I tell ya, the little makes the whole age of six look like a Weitz Brothers' film. He's an idiot and I hate him.

The kid wasn't as bad as Carl. Now, Carl's usually an OK guy; pot and a non-pretensious love for art will make you cool to hang out with. Oh, but today... Have you ever gotten some extremely bad image in your mind that you can't shake loose? Your uncle's porno mags? Your mom and dad post- shag? Your mom hinting that your father has a large "manhood"? Yeah, those all happened to me. And before age 12. Somehow, I was fine with all of those; my uncle Jim's a horn-dog, so I guessed he'd have, literally, stacks and stacks of prescription Playboys; I was more shocked than disgusted with my parents in bed, mind you, the day they signed the divorce papers, I'm grateful I didn't walk in sooner; and, not to sound pervy, but I always pictured Dad well-manned. Fuck! What am I saying!

The Carl image takes the cake. Alright, a while back, I hear my mom pacing through the hallway, talking on the phone, at seven in the morning, on Sunday. It's really no big deal, she should have the damn thing impplanted in her cochlea and ubula. I daydream about-- whatelse?-- the fandom I was into at the time. Suddenly, I hear the word "sex". Immediately, against my better judgement, my ears perk up. Then the world turn black. My mother says something to the tone of, " I slept with [Carl] once. Then all he wanted to do was oral sex. On me. I'm like, 'Okay! Sure!'" The rest was cut off either by her going into her bedroom or the bleeding in my ears! Jesus!

I know I should except Ma as a "woman", an I do, but does she have to be so graphic? Especially when she's outside my door?
katiemariie: Screencap of Braca and Scorpius in The Peacekeeper Wars with the caption "your love is weird and toxic" (Default)
5:00 a.m. and I had to pee. Nothing horribly horrid about that; I could back to sleep afterwards. It's never that simple, is it? No way. I walk out into the hallway and my ma's lying on the kitchen floor, talking to herself in a very high decible. Too make an agonizingly long story short, I spend the next two hours trying to get her to bed.

She was over at Carl's house so she was probably stoned. Just in time for the drug test for her new job. Isn't that nice?

Turns out Carl told her of quite a bit. Good for him.

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